Alan Davies, Stephen Fry and others in “Unfinished Business”

Alan Davies

I nearly injured myself the other day.

Stephen Fry

Oh yes?

Alan Davies

I was standing...

Stephen Fry

This is a not quite interesting?

Alan Davies

I was standing at the urinal and it was so high I had to stand on tip toe, and I nearly pulled a muscle in the hamstring area. It must have been a really really lanky plumber who put it up.

Stephen Fry

It must have been.

Bill Bailey

You were in a giant’s toilet.

Alan Davies

Stumbled into a giant's loo.

Jeremy Hardy

Might have been a fountain.

Bill Bailey

It was a font in a church.

Alan Davies

It was outdoors... [Realising what Bill said.] I was not weeing in a font! I resent that.

Bill Bailey

I baptise you... oh, stop that. Distguting.