[stares at a squirrel waiting for it to die, when a dead bird falls from the sky] It's raining dead birds.
S1 E4Pigeon
I can't catch her, Emerson.
Can't suck on her toes, neither. Some women like that.
[takes Ned aside] What is the rate of exchange on the life of a bird? 'Cause if it's equal to or greater than mine, I need to get back to my car.
Its a miracle bird. Its swimming in miracles, not diseases.
Just because there's vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I have to drink it. Wait... yes it does.
S1 E5Girth
Check please.
[slams two large wads of cash down on Emerson's table]
Or cash. Cash is good. [grabs money, puts it on his lap]
I want to hire you. Technically, I already have, since you were so grabby with the cash.
Think of it as an escrow between my thighs.
Is this a bad idea? Olive as a client? It's a little too close for comfort.
[sarcastically] Oh, hang on a second, let me ask the money.
[Emerson makes his hand a telephone]
Hey money, it's me, Emerson.
[Ned rolls his eyes]
I'm good, I'm good. Yeah, thanks for asking. Say, can I still pay my bills and buy stuff with you, even though you was Olive's money first? Uh huh.
Wait.
[laughs] Yeah, okay then. Thanks. [laughs again] The money don't care. Touch him.
I love you, shovel.
Where'd you get this pie?
LAunt Lily
We thought you were having them delivered. Comes every week.
VAunt Vivian
I don't know how we survived without it: it's like a sex addiction! [beat] I would imagine.
I don't know, but hurry up and open if before he comes back! What if he changes when his blood sugar level drops?
Maybe like a hypoglycemic werewolf!
S1 E6Bitches
That girl dropped a bomb in your subconcious with her saliva.
Some women love like gangstas. They be like "Ooh baby, you bleedin'! How dat happen?" While dey hidin' the razor in their weave.
Dreams are just your brain processing random rigmarole it couldn't find a place for: it don't mean nothin'. Except you feel guilty about kissing Olive when you want to be kissing some dead girl you can't.
The police wrestled little Hallie Hundin to the ground and she's small: it was like a lion taking down a baby zebra.
And we were awful tourists sitting safe in our camouflaged SUV watching the injustice.
You're the only one for me.
I know you feel that now, but there are things you want. There're things we both want.
So? Everyone wants stuff, we wake up every day with list of wishes a mile long and maybe we spend our lives trying to make those wishes come true, but just because we want them doesn't mean we need them to be happy.
What do you need to be happy?
You.
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