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Psych · Season 1, Episode 1

Shawn, Lassiter and others in “Pilot”

I got the information because...I'm psychic.

Get him out of here!

Oh boy! (Leans against the door, looks at Officer Allen) Your grandmother would be so proud.

AAllen:

You spoke to her?

I did. She's safe, comfortable. She wants you to stop spending all your money on those charlatans.

AAllen

The palm readers?

The palm readers.

BBarry

Okay, just to be clear, um, you're claiming to be a psychic, Mr. Spencer.

(Moves his hands around until one is pointing at Lassiter and the other at Barry) How else would I know that you two are sleeping together? 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, 1... (Turns to Officer McNab) When's the wedding?

MMcNab

May 3rd - wait, how'd you know?

I'm getting dance lessons for a wedding reception and you are getting good!

MMcNab

Wow. That's amazing!

Oh come on, who is buying this!

(Allen, McNab, and a guy in a nearby jail cell raise their hands)

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