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Psych · Season 1, Episode 15

“Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast” quotes from Psych

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“Scary Sherry: Bianca's Toast” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Shawn Spencer (3), Gus (2), Carlton Lassiter (1)

I see a man... He's driving your car... You don't know him... He's a valet, at a mall! Wait, I see a shoe store, your father's gold card, a Jamba Juice may have been involved.

BBianca

Oh, my God, I totally went shopping today! And I passed a Jamba on State Street! You are amazing.

BBianca

Ok, here goes. This is so scary. I was lying in bed watching "One Tree Hill," my favorite show. Chad Michael Murray is so hot. And I had this cute little kitty alarm clock, it meows and blinks its eyes every half hour. So, all of a sudden, they just start blinking over and over and over, and then, it just stopped! And then, it let out this half meow: Mmmmraaa--! And then its tail fell off, and then... it exploded!

Wow. Uhhh, slow build. Uhh, half meow? Unexpected. Didn't see the end coming at all. How 'bout you, Gus?

Uh, what? No, I can't say that I did. (Gus is flirting with the other members of the sorioty.)

ABAlice Bundy

And so now, on behalf of the entire suit of the broken hearts, Alice will now knob off the queen's head! [She pauses and laughs a bit] That sounded so much better out loud than it did in my head!

Spencer, you realize you are the second to last person I want to be speaking to right now.

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