I see a man... He's driving your car... You don't know him... He's a valet, at a mall! Wait, I see a shoe store, your father's gold card, a Jamba Juice may have been involved.
BBianca
Oh, my God, I totally went shopping today! And I passed a Jamba on State Street! You are amazing.
Ok, here goes. This is so scary. I was lying in bed watching "One Tree Hill," my favorite show. Chad Michael Murray is so hot. And I had this cute little kitty alarm clock, it meows and blinks its eyes every half hour. So, all of a sudden, they just start blinking over and over and over, and then, it just stopped! And then, it let out this half meow: Mmmmraaa--! And then its tail fell off, and then... it exploded!
And so now, on behalf of the entire suit of the broken hearts, Alice will now knob off the queen's head! [She pauses and laughs a bit] That sounded so much better out loud than it did in my head!