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Prison Break
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S3 E10Dirt Nap

WWhistler

You know, uh, I am a fisherman. [Mahone and Michael stare at him] I am. I'm just maybe a little bit more connected then I let on.

[Holds up board] I think this is going to work.

Yeah.

WWhistler

You know, I run charters and I... Just like I said. I have for years. And one day, that brunette Gretchen, well she asked me if I wanted to be exclusive to her corporation, right? And, uh, well with the money she was offering, I had a pretty good idea she wasn't just trolling for salmon.

So you two have history.

WWhistler

Yeah, and she's been an absolute nightmare in my life. Ever since that first job.

Alex, I need a wedge.

Wedge...Wedge...

WWhistler

Look, I took him where they wanted me to take him. [flips through book] I have to figure out these coordinates and I have to take them back there.

Quit embarrassing yourself.

WWhistler

[looks at him] What?

We're not two chicks at a bar that you're trying to pick up. [to Michael] Unless you need to hear this?

No.

You know the other day when you and Lincoln had your little spat in the lobby, and you all distraught and jilted, went across the street to the bar. A cynic might think that was staged. [turns to sucre] I'm a cynic, sugar.

And you're high, sugar.

If it's any comfort, you guys almost pulled it off. The Puerto Rican and the gorilla... You really had me scrambling there for a minute.

Hey, if you don't want my help, fine, I'm out! Okay! [Opens car door]

It's a little thing called a tracing number. On the check I gave you. Apparently, your extensive expertise in banking failed you that day. You promptly wired all 25 K to Maricruz Delgado in Chicago at 123 'Please Don't Hurt Me' Lane.

If something happens to her-!

[Screams] If what?! [Pause] What, jackass?! [Stares at each other] You're going to go back there and you're going to get me some real information or Maricruz and her head are gonna part ways. [Turns away] Get outta my car.

S3 E11Under and Out

I was thinking, we should be a team. You know, not just during the escape but after, like, like Butch and Sundance.

Butch and Sundance died.

Well, I mean in the other parts.

S3 E12Hell or High Water

[On the phone with Lincoln] I gotta commend you on that boombox trick. Very sophisticated. You steal that one from "Home Alone"?

You fell for it, Bitch!

G1Guard #1

Take off your pants.

Excuse me, senior?

G1Guard #1

I said, take off your pants!

[While taking off his pants] If I knew you boys partied in Sona like this, I never would have tried to escape.

G1Guard #1

[The guard hit him hard.]

S3 E13The Art of the Deal

You'll get a call in five minutes telling you where to meet next. And when the exchange is over, and LJ is safe, you and I are gonna spend some quality time.

When the exchange is over, you better run for your life.

[L.J. laughs while Gretchen tries to figure out Michael's plan]

What's so funny?

You, thinking you can outsmart my uncle.

[Talking to Lincoln and with the file of Jason Lief in his hand] If he is important to Whistler he is important to me.

HO HO HO sto....

They killed Sara Linc!

S4Heading text

PGPrison Guard

Tell them what you told me.

Michael Scofield's about to stage a prison break. And I know "exactly" how he's going to do it

TWTodd Wheatley

Exactly what did Scofield ask you to do?

Just light a fire in my cell, and the the rest... The rest'll just take care of itself.

TWTodd Wheatley

Fire alarm. When that goes off, what's your protocol?

PWPrison Warden

State law, mandatory evac.

Yeah, he wasn't gonna break her out, he was gonna get you to escort her out.

PGPrison Guard

Shut up.

TWTodd Wheatley

Get him out of here.

What are we waiting for?

We made a deal. For the right price, T-Bag would set off the fire alarms. [alarm stops] That's what we were waiting for. [starts melting lock]

Michael, there's a-

Michael:It's okay. See, there's only one thing you can count on when you're dealing with T-Bag. [smiles] He's a rat.

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