Pretty Little Liars · Season 1
I saw you riding around town the other day...on your bike.
Yeah, I saw you too. I waved, remember? I would have stopped, but you weren't alone.
Yeah. My friends thought you had nice legs.
What do you think?
That I was embarrassed that my friends thought you had nice legs.
Maybe this isn't smart.
I promise you it's not smart.
[as Toby is assigned a seat in Chem Lab] Oh, please, no. Not here. Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please.
So, I guess we're lab partners. You okay with that?
Sure.
I'm sorry, Mr. Sperling. Do you have something to add to the discussion, aside from phlegm?
Your face is very fair.
How about some black coffee?
I've been drinking scotch. I'd rather not mix my beverages.
[about her father's affair] Ali said I should have told my mom right after it happened.
Ali? Alison knew?
Yeah, she was with me.
So, Alison saw this Meredith person?
Meredith? Her name is Meredith. Ew. That's not even a cute girl name. I'm seeing big pores and mousy roots.
Hanna, I think it's a little too soon to joke.
I'm sorry, but if you're going to cheat, you might as well do it with somebody who deep-conditions her hair occasionally.
Here [passing Hanna a bagel], put something in your mouth besides your foot.
...I think working in a dentist office will help me with my fear.
Scared of dentists?
Children. Your mom is making me hand out sugar-free lollipops to six-year-olds. They don't bite at that age, do they?
[to Emily, about Toby] Do you want to ask what your lab partner was doing last night? You know, maybe he took a break from sitting on his porch pulling the heads off squirrels.
[about Aria] Dude, you are so screwed.
It - it's not what you think it is. Don't give me that look. I didn't pursue this, it just happened.
And that makes it okay?
Hardy -
Ezra, she's cute, she's smart, I get it, there's no argument. But she's your student, man.
That's not how I met her.
It doesn't matter. When this is all over, she's gonna get her diploma. You're going to get a pink slip and an orange jumpsuit.
Who's "A"?
[Aria looks at the message on her phone: "Lucky you, Aria! Other girls have to do their homework. You get to do the teacher...--A"]
I don't know.
How many of your friends did you tell?
I didn't -
'Cause if "A" knows, I'm thinking "B" and "C" and everybody else does too.
[paired with Hanna in a Celibacy Club improv] ...I'm really more comfortable in an observational role during sexercise...Girls like her don't approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a serious drinking problem...I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances of a genetic splice between Barbie and Shakira...It's just never going to happen.
Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.
Hey, Han! Spencer. So, is it true you're taking the country club's towel boy to Homecoming?
His name is Alex. And yes, I am.
Knock it off, Mona.
What? I think it's cute she's taking her Cinderfella to the ball.
Can you get me fro-yo, with sprinkles? [Mona leaves.]
Wow, that was exactly the reaction I want to avoid.
Don't pay any attention to her. She's just insecure.
Yeah, like a pit bull.
If you and I start slipping up, we're going to be right back at the bottom again.
Yeah. Well, I'm starting to think I've lost a few things on the climb up.
I told you I needed space.
Yeah, and I'm giving you space - to come to grips with who you are, not to hide it.
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