You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.
To think we were this close to our first kiss.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
The cat plays with the mouse before she actually eats it.noodle.
You see this ? It's a fork. You can use it to eat the breakfast your boyfriend just cooked for you.
She's a mess. She can barely move. Has this wicked bruise on her shoulder. She landed on a huge rock.
Why didn't she land on Mona?
Hanna, the car tried to flatten me and Mona. Emily hadn't jumped in we would have been road kill.Seriously, if "A's" new plan is to try to pick off the tiny ones in the herd-
Okay, we are not a herd.
It's an expression.
Yeah, for cows.
Well I've been crated, what does that make me?
My mom didn't even blink when I pulled her phone out. It was like she knew it was stolen and she was just waiting for me to spill.
It's not gonna help you or your mom to tell her that "A" is back.
Yeah, and framing her for a murder. So what am I supposed to do now, nothing? I mean, if Mona didn't put that phone in the casket, then who did? And who sent that tape of us outside of Wilden's car? And who stole Mona's hate-mobile? Melissa? Jenna? Shana?
You could always go ask her yourself.
Hanna? I wasn't serious. Han-
Heeyyyyǃǃ You saving that seat for your gal pal Jenna?
SShana
Excuse me?ǃǃ
Don't act like you haven't heard that name before. J-E-N-N-A. Why'd you skip Wilden's funeral?
Hanna-.
Jenna was there, why weren't you? You three were all buds, right? Where were you yesterday?!
SShana
I was at swim practice. But I don't recall signing a contract that said I had to report that to you.
Okay, Hanna, let's go-
So swimming laps is more important than saying goodbye to an old friend?
SShana
What old friend?
The groggy scumbag that you and Jenna scraped off of the road the night he was hit by a car.
Hanna, come on.
You can't be chatting up any cops in broad daylight, Monaǃ. If I can see you, so can A.
Stop talking to me like I'm a bucket of rocks! I'm scoping this out for all of us. What you should be asking is what I overheard before you screeched up like Chicken freaking Little.
[on Wilden] I mean I wanted him gone, and I'll probably go to hell for saying that, but...
I hope not; then you'll have to see him again.
How are we supposed to trust anything that she ever says? I mean, who knows what she told those cops? This is Mona.She started lying when she was a fetus. Hey, why was Toby so upset when he left? - Were you guys fighting?
No. Go back to the fetus.
Did I tell you I'm done with martial arts? Yeah. I can't even walk down that street. I kissed him.
Who?
My instructor.
Why?
I don't know. I guess 'cause I miss Ezra and I almost got killed last Thursday and he smells like cinnamon.
Who does?
Jake!
Who's Jake?
My instructor. Pay attention!!
Thanks for returning my calls!
Where did you get that?
Mrs DiLaurentis's porch.
You stole her bird?
She gave it to me. And it's not just a bird, okay? It talks. Alison and Tippi were roommates in Georgia. This bird probably knows more about what happened to Ali than any of us.
TTippi
[Mumbles something]
It talks a lot.
You think It's gonna tell us if Ali's still alive?
Wow, I thought that I was losing it.
If you guys shut up for a minute. May be it would say some thing.
Does it take requests?
Mom, I am not a sofa!
Don't even bring up that singing canary.
Parrot.
Whatever.
Do not use this weekend to discover beer pong.
Mona may not be A, but she's definitely still a B.
I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!
Aye aye, captain.
Well I'm ruining my mom's life, so that's got to count for something!
Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.
No, you just spit in it.
They were just stacked on his nightstand like, "Hmm, what do I want to watch tonight, Jimmy Kimmel or boobs?"
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