Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?
I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.
She's divorced, not desperate.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
SSpencer (on Garrett)
So he's finally chosen some flowers, which are hideous and tacky and mostly carnations, but there's not really much selection around here, so...
I'm not drunk. I'm hungry and your cupcakes taste like old pennies.
That bra over there kinda put me off my feed.
SSpencer (on Jenna)
How can you miss her? She's been gliding around school all day like a Thanksgiving float.
Do you have plans tomorrow?
Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.
He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.
I was just trying to do the right thing.
Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.
You did not just say that.
With Ali, I keep peeling, I just always seem to find new layers.
Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.
I wear three inches or I wear nothing.
I was just trying to remember how much reward money Jason offered
50,000 dollars. Why?
And that was in cash right?
Yeah.
Did he just have all that money lying around his house?
Well I doubt it.
But if someone did, would it be weird?
If you had that much money lying around you'd probably also have a bomb shelter. And like five years worth of dehydrated meat... Or you're a criminal.
Hanna, will you slow down? I almost tripped over a catheter back there that was still attached to someone.
CCeCe
It's not like we a shot a unicorn; we're helping your friend out.
What are you doing? She used to be blind.
Hanna, friends don't let friends sneak into insane asylums alone.
EElla(to Aria)
Wait, why am I asking you? You wear forks as earrings.
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