Spencer Hastings quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Hanna

Look, I have already gotten busted for stealing sunglasses and my boyfriend's car.

Spencer

Wait, you stole sunglasses? From who?

Hanna

Not from a person, from a store. God, I have some class.

Spencer

Hey, are you taking something for the pain?

Emily

Yeah, but nothing that dulls my mother.

Hanna

Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under fifty.

Spencer

I'm not scary! Am I scary?

Aria

A little.

Hi girls. Oh, what smells so good?

Spencer

Garlic bread. Want some?

I can't. God, I miss food. Eat some butter for me, will you?

Spencer

I think we're supposed to go to where we found Ali's bracelet.

Aria

That was in the middle of nowhere.

Spencer

Actually, it was fifteen steps east of the half-point tree, which is 136 steps from the main road.

Aria

You're a freak, and I love you.

Aria

[about replacing the sticker on Hanna's cast] This time, why don't you try something mellower, like 'Save the Planet?'

Spencer

Hey, there were not a lot of choices okay? It was either Humpty Dumpty or 'Jesus is coming, look busy.'

Emily

(About Paige McCullers) just some snarky comment about me being gay.

Spencer

I will destroy her.

Aria

Can I help?

Aria

(To Hanna) Why are we sitting with Caleb?

Hanna

Why not?

Spencer

Hanna, I like stray dogs too, but sometimes they bite.

Hanna

Well, don't worry, okay? This dog's has it's shots.

Spencer

I think someone framing you.

Toby

What made you change your mind?

Spencer

I think someone may be trying to do the same thing to me.

Jenna

Toby, did you hear? We can get that awful thing off your leg now. The cab's waiting.

Toby

Actually, I already have a ride.

Jenna

Emily.

Spencer

No, it's me.

Jenna

Spencer... It's really very nice of you but I'm here now.

Toby

I'm going with Spencer.

Jenna

I see...

Spencer

(On the phone) Where are you?

Aria

What are you talking about, I'm right here.

Spencer

(Hears sirens) Any firetruck you can here at your house, I can hear at mine-- Oh my God! Are you in his apartment? Are you on the bed...?

Aria

(Gets off the bed) No. I'm not... On the bed.

Spencer

Is he there?

Aria

Not exactly.

Spencer

Is he taking a shower?

Aria

He's getting take-out food for dinner! And this call is becoming very 1-900...

Spencer

To talk to a hot english teacher press 3...

Aria

Call ending now.

Spencer

I'm sorry last night was a bust--

Toby

It wasn't a complete bust... Plus, it was kinda fun to kick your ass in Scrabble.

Spencer

It wasn't a complete ass kicking.

Hanna

Why isn't she wearing any shoes?

Spencer

So she can look small enough to play an 8 year old...

Spencer

(To Hanna) You didn't read the entire play? (Looks at Aria)

Aria

Hey, don't look at me, I'm just here to make her look taller.

Spencer

I feel like whole parts of my brain have shut down... I used to like Algebra-- or a least I understood it... And now it's a mess.

Emily

Well, it can get really abstract.

Spencer

Yeah, but that's I liked about it. Xs, Ys, Zs-- none of it real. And I could deal with that. Just... Isolate the X factor. And now I feel like I'm the X factor...