Hanna Marin quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Did you see the paper today?

Hanna

Yeah.

She's gone, but she's everywhere.

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[referring to Detective Wilden, who has questioned the girls] He knows we're lying.

Hanna

Lying is not a crime.

It is when you're giving false statements to the police. It's called obstruction of justice.

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It's probably just a rabbit.

Hanna

Hello?

It's a rabbit, Hanna. It's not gonna answer you.

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Hanna

God, it was one pair of sunglasses, and they were last season's!...Mom, you don't have to do this.

Ashley

Do what?

Hanna

Squeeze his grapefruit.

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[putting on lipstick] Ah! Totally love this color. You should've stocked up on a few more tubes.

Hanna

Well, I only have two hands. Keep it.

Why? Is your mom asking to see receipts?

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[about her father's affair] Ali said I should have told my mom right after it happened.

Emily

Ali? Alison knew?

Yeah, she was with me.

So, Alison saw this Meredith person?

Hanna

Meredith? Her name is Meredith. Ew. That's not even a cute girl name. I'm seeing big pores and mousy roots.

Hanna, I think it's a little too soon to joke.

Hanna

I'm sorry, but if you're going to cheat, you might as well do it with somebody who deep-conditions her hair occasionally.

Here [passing Hanna a bagel], put something in your mouth besides your foot.

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Hanna

...I think working in a dentist office will help me with my fear.

SSean

Scared of dentists?

Hanna

Children. Your mom is making me hand out sugar-free lollipops to six-year-olds. They don't bite at that age, do they?

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Hey, Han! Spencer. So, is it true you're taking the country club's towel boy to Homecoming?

His name is Alex. And yes, I am.

Hanna

Knock it off, Mona.

What? I think it's cute she's taking her Cinderfella to the ball.

Hanna

Can you get me fro-yo, with sprinkles? [Mona leaves.]

Wow, that was exactly the reaction I want to avoid.

Hanna

Don't pay any attention to her. She's just insecure.

Yeah, like a pit bull.

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If you and I start slipping up, we're going to be right back at the bottom again.

Hanna

Yeah. Well, I'm starting to think I've lost a few things on the climb up.

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[The girls are searching for Emily at the Homecoming dance.]

Why don't we split up?

Hanna

Why don't we not.

Hanna, you can come with me.

Why do I have to go alone?

Fine! We'll split up together.

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Hanna

Look, I have already gotten busted for stealing sunglasses and my boyfriend's car.

Wait, you stole sunglasses? From who?

Hanna

Not from a person, from a store. God, I have some class.

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Hanna

I got a message you wanted to see me.

Lucas

From the universe?

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Lucas

Sorry.

Hanna

For what?

Lucas

I didn't mean to, like, you know, invade your personal...skin.

Hanna

It's okay. The leprosy cleared up.

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Hanna

Spencer, you do not need to know any more big words. You're already scary enough to anyone under fifty.

I'm not scary! Am I scary?

A little.

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Can we just drop it, please? I'm not looking for anything more than a friend.

Hanna

Why? Don't you have enough on Facebook? Besides, don't you want someone real, someone you can, I don't know, scratch and sniff?