[Chrissie wants to know what's going on at the Junior Gazette]
Sam
Well, Spike and Lynda are pretending they're not going out with each other, and we're pretending we don't know.
Kenny
I haven't had so much fun since she sprained her arm in Primary Five.
Chrissie
Explain something to me, Kenny. You two are supposed to be the best of friends. How come you enjoyed her spraining her arm?
Kenny
We are the best of friends. She was trying to push me out of a window at the time."
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