Sam and Kenny in “Unfinished Business”

Kenny, I need a sunbed. I need a skin tint that goes with my hair colour.

And you think that's a justified office purchase, do you?

Yeah, of course, it's justified. If I don't stay gorgeous what are the guys round here going to think about at night?

I'm sure they'll manage to think about someone else.

Exactly.

Well, we'll compromise, then. How about a hole in the roof?