Cassidy quotes from Preacher

Tulip O'Hare

You kill people?

Cassidy

Not if they don't deserve it.

Tulip O'Hare

But you drink blood?

Cassidy

Yeah. Helps me heal. All things bein' equal, I'd rather have single malt.

Cassidy

All right. Well, go on, then. Ask me.

Tulip O'Hare

Fangs?

Cassidy

No.

Tulip O'Hare

Turn into a bat?

Cassidy

No.

Tulip O'Hare

Sleep in a coffin?

Cassidy

Not if I can help it.

Tulip O'Hare

Afraid of the cross?

Cassidy

It's a 2,000-year-old symbol of hypocrisy, slavery, and oppression. But it won't burn me face off.

Tulip O'Hare

Silver bullets?

Cassidy

That's werewolves.

Jesse Custer

What about you? You look like a men's room wall.

Cassidy

I went through a period of low self-control.

Jesse Custer

Thank God that's over with.

Emily Woodrow

I know... there's things I don't know about him, things that would... surprise me.

Cassidy

Yeah. But, then again, that's true of all of us. Don't you think?

Cassidy

I sort of lost my head there a bit. Crime of passion.

Hugo Root

Judging from this, you're a very passionate man, Mr. Cassidy.

Jesse Custer

That's why we're gonna go out and actually find God.

Cassidy

Oh, like a--like a road trip? With buckets of guns, sex, drugs, and shady characters dressed in bikinis?

Jesse Custer

Yeah. I imagine there'll be a bit of that.

Cassidy

I'm in. Done.

Tulip O'Hare

I'm sorry, we're just gonna, like, drive around, shooting people, getting sated, and looking for God?

Cassidy

Oh, I'm so in!

Cassidy

Why did you marry him?

Tulip O'Hare

He's got two pools. Who wouldn't marry him?