[Godber has hidden a newly stolen tin of pineapple chunks under a towel on Fletcher's bed.]
They think we're all pilferers, don't they, eh? Think we're all thieving all the time, don't they? We're under continual harassment, suspicion, poking through our belongings without any justifications whatsoever. I think if you'll excuse me, I'll go for a shower. [goes to grab his towel]
No!
What? What?
Oh, well, you've no need to Fletch. You're so clean!
What's got into you, Godber? Eh? Eh!? [to Mr. MacKay] You lot are warping this lad's mind, you know that, don't you? [picks up the towel and leaves the cell, inadvertently revealing the tin to Mr. MacKay.]
FLETCHER! Come here, a minute. What is that?
What's what? [spots the tin] Bloody hell!
Come with me, Fletcher!
Listen—
No, you won't need your towel!
Listen, that is a plant!
No it's not! It's a tin of pineapples!
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