What have you got there, Fletcher?
[sotto voce] Crown jewels. [out loud] Chicken feed!
Empty it.
It'll make a terrible mess, Mr Mackay!
Empty it!
[Fletch empties the bag, which contains nothing but chicken feed]
All right Fletcher, just don't let me catch you thieving!
I won't, Mr Mackay.
You won't what?
I won't let you catch me, Mr Mackay!
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