Oh, by the way - when you have your medical, tell him you've got bad feet.
Why?
'cos then you might get your brothel-creepers back. Otherwise you'll be given prison boots - and they're guaranteed to give you bad feet for the rest of your life! [Heslop starts laughing] Why are you laughing? That's absolutely true, that!
HHeslop
No, I don't mean that! I mean, that's funny about your wife being a big woman and you have to get up and go around! [roars with laugher]
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