So, my dad is still in denial about Léon passing.
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He taught me how to play basketball, how to ride a bike, tie my shoes. All the stuff my dad was supposed to teach me.
That was fun. Come on, man. Let's stay and play a board game.
It's not a life without sex. It's been a couple of weeks. Feels like a lifetime, though.
What's up, Dad?
Hey. Just the man I want to see. I have us, two tickets to the Mets game.
Why are you hanging out with that dude? I hate him.
Yeah, you hate everyone. All right? He and I are jabronis with an emphasis on bro. We made a pack that if one of us made it, we bring the other along and he just finished shooting a movie for Paramount.
So dad, I need your help to introduce the world to JJ's revolutionary new product.
So I think we need to get on the same page. And I have exciting news for you, dad. JJ has chosen you to be the spokesperson for this innovative new product.
Okay. Before I tell you where you could put that thing. I want to ask you a couple of questions.
You know, right now, my life is designed to only do things that make me happy.
And I'm sure you're going to elaborate.
That is not sleep, that's hibernation.
It's not a competition, Trey.
We're going all out. You guys were lucky, 'cause when I was growing up, my dad was so cheap instead of Spiderman, he had man-man show up.
MMelvin
Oh, my god. Nina. My nephew gotta be the luckiest man in the world. Oh, man. she is beautiful.
MMelvin
You can call me poison every day.
Yeah, I do. This is special. You should give it to your dad.
Did you say "give"? I think I heard you say "give".
Yoink.
Sorry, buddy. I'm not giving that to anybody. However, you can buy it from me.
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