Ivy quotes from Poppa's House

Ivy

That is not sleep, that's hibernation.

Poppa

Poppa's House, how you got your boy.

Ivy

Is this the Poppa?

Poppa

The one and only. Never lonely.

Ivy

Right. Why do you reduce every conversation you have with a woman to sex?

Poppa

Oh. It's not me. It's my ding-a-ling.

Ivy

There you go again. Another reflexively asinine comment.

Poppa

First of all, my asinine is a 10. And secondly, I thought we wasn't talking about sex honey dip.

Ivy

It's doctor.

Poppa

Ooh. Doctor. Like Doctor Doctor. So, if someone's having a heart attack on a plane, you raised your hand.

Ivy

No. Not that kind of doctor.

Poppa

They're not really a doctor I mean.

Ivy

I have a PhD in psychology and I know men like you.

Poppa

Really? Could you put one of them on the phone, 'cause I'm poorly talking with you.

Ivy

You're probably sitting there with your goofy baseball cap, talk to the side in your menopause cardigan, thinking that your scruffy beard makes you look cool, but it really just makes you look like a ghetto Poppa smirked.

Poppa

Ha. You couldn't be more wrong about me.

Ivy

Hey, Junior.

Damon

Hiya, Ivy.

Poppa

You know, right now, my life is designed to only do things that make me happy.

Ivy

And I'm sure you're going to elaborate.