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Pistol · Season 1, Episode 5

Helen, Nancy and others in “Nancy and Sid”

Helen

[While doing a painting saying to Steve] You've done "singer that can't sing", "guitarist that can't play", and now you're doing "band that can't tour... "...or record". Bravo! It's an oeuvre. [Hears door buzzes] It'll be Malcolm. [Nancy enters] Not Malcolm. She said she had to see you.

Nancy

I won't stay.

Helen

[Nancy picks up can of beer] Uh! Help yourself to a beer.

Nancy

I have. Thank you. Hmm! So... I need a connection for heroin. And you seem like a man about town, Steve. Surely, you have a connection?

Steve

Not for you, I don't. Do you think I want that shit going up Sid's arm?

Nancy

It's purely for personal use.

Steve

Why don't you fuck off back to wherever you came from?

Nancy

Because this is a free country, and I'm very fond of Sid.

Steve

You're gonna break up this band. Why would I do that? You're another Yoko Ono.

Nancy

Mm. Her and John Lennon - such a touching love story.

Steve

She broke up the Beatles.

Nancy

I don't like the Beatles.

Steve

Yeah, that's not the fucking point.

Nancy

Why don't we take the temperature down a few degrees? My love, I need to share some personal things about Sid. May we have some privacy?

Helen

I'm going to sleep. Let yourselves out. Don't steal anything.

Nancy

Why do you think Sid attacked beardy Bob last night?

Steve

His name's "Vicious". He thinks he has to live up to it.

Nancy

No, silly. He knew everyone in that room loved beardy Bob and would turn on him for it. Sid's happiest when he's getting the shit kicked out of him.

Steve

You do that for him, do you?

Nancy

I was choked at birth by my umbilical cord and diagnosed schizophrenic at 15. I've been kicking the shit out of people all my life. [Starts sexually moving on Steve and chuckles] It's okay, baby. I know you want to.

Steve

You're fucking disgusting.

Nancy

Yeah. That's why you want to... [Gasps] That was nice. I don't usually give it away for free, except with Sidney.

Steve

I gotta go.

Nancy

Sidney's special.

Steve

Shh!

Nancy

But I did think a Sex Pistol would be paid more. How about a few bucks?

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