TV show quotes
[Elmyra is hosting a pretend talk show.]
That song was the most banal self-serving ditty I've ever heard. Elmyra might have a future in show business.
Um, Brain, speaking of show-biz, I am a guest today on Elmyra's Funtime Show. I'll be promoting my latest movie, The Great Pinky Adventure!
An interesting title. Too bad Dumb and Dumber was already taken.
And didn't you just make a fun movie-woovie?
Why, yes I did! It's called The Great Pinky Adventure, starring me! Perhaps you could run a clip and I'll explain what all about it.
(pantomiming with a paper drawing) "Look out! I'm falling from a plane! What will happen to me?" "My name is Pinky Bignose. (crumples up the paper) This is scary! Narf! Zort!"
Um, excuse me, Elmyra, but that's not at all what The Great Pinky Adventure is about. And since it is my movie, I should make the sounds for it, y'see?
It's MY show, Pinkly-winkly! [raspberry]
Yes, but it's my movie.
Elmyra's Funtime Show is MY show, and I get to be in charge all the time!
Well! I shall tell all my celebrity friends not to be on your program, and to go to a nice party instead!
Pinky? What are you doing? You're supposed to be with Elmyra!
In all my years in the movie business, I have never been treated so shabbily! I tell you, Brain, that show has gone to Elmyra's head! Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!
A rogue duck? Pinky, Elmyra has a pretend show. It's all inside her drum-like head.
Honestly, Brain, if you're going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, [stammers] ...I just don't care to listen!
Brain, do you think we learned an important lesson about relations and being popular and peer pressure?
No, I don't think we did.
Whew! That's a relief.
Oh, it's you. Hey, wanna go push that Humpty Dumpty guy off his wall?
Well, party crashers! That does it. Everybody, it's time to go wee-wee-wee all the way home.
Narf! That sounds unsanitary, Cranky Mouseykin.
Any questions?
Just one. If Fred Flintstone knew the giant order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them every week?
[Later]
It was an end title.
What?
Fred Flintstone doesn't order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot everytime. It's called an end title.
Any questions?
Just one. How come Elton John gets older and older but his hair gets younger and younger?
[Later]
It might be a weave.
What?
Elton John's Hair, I think it might be a weave.
Any questions?
Just one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes?
[Later]
Particles of a white material with a slight negative buoyance relative to to the water in which they are suspended.
How's that?
Those souvenir globes, thats how they get the snow to fall in them.
Any questions?
Just one. On Sabrina the Teenage Witch, her pet cat looks so real, how do they make it talk?
[Later]
It's a puppet.
What?
The cat on Sabrina the Teenage Witch; it's a puppet. That's how they make it talk.
Any questions?
Just one, do you have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath?
[Later]
You don't have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath.
How's that?
A turkish bath is nothing more than a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.
Any questions?
Yes, do you know the way to San Jose?
[Later]
Make a right at Oxnard.
Come again?
It's the way to San Jose. You get to Oxnard and make a right.
What are you making? Some kind of cheese ray?
Romeo Rudy, oh so cutie, your Juliet is here, baby!
Ah, our first caller! Hello, you're on Brain's World.
Hi. This is famous TV star, eh... Byron Allen! I watch you all the time.
You have any questions?
Just one. Who's Byron Allen?
[Later]
He was on Real People.
Huh?
Byron Allen. He was the co-host of Real People, a pioneering infotainment show of the early 80s.
Ohhh, that explains it then.
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