Brain quotes from Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain

Brain

[regarding Rudy's room] What a landfill! There are probably germs in here the size of a nickel.

Brain

Look at these tapes! "It's a Sugary-Wugary Day" by Laffie. "Life's a Rosy-Posie Bed of Honey" by Marie Fluis and Pork Chop. The titles alone are enough to make my teeth rot!

Pinky

I'll help you floss.

Brain

I'll help you hurt!

Brain

There's only one ride that interests me - the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!

Pinky

Mmm, I think there's a height requirement for that ride.

Pinky

Wheee! Oh Brain, I love the teacup ride!

Brain

Pinky, get out of that woman's teacup!

Brain

Hey, where's Elmyra?

Pinky

Oh no, she's lost! We might never see her again!

Brain

Stop trying to cheer me up, Pinky. She's got the tape.

Mooom! I wanna go back to the ride where the little atronomic girl is tearing up all the fuzzy animals!

Brain

Oh no! Elmyra's wandered into the plush toy store!

Brain

Yes, finally! The Happy Sappy Children of Many Lands ride! Where cheery music will spread the message that a mouse should rule the world!

Pinky

Oh no, Brain. Narf! You're thinking of that other park in Orlando.

Brain

All I have to do head past Norway, cross Finland, and get to the ride controls which are just behind Chad.

Pinky

Chad who?

Brain

Chad the country.

Pinky

What a lovely name! Do you think it would suit me?

Brain

Personally, I think "Dolt" would be more appropriate.

Brain

Pinky, after I switch the tapes, I'll met you near Chad.

Pinky

I'd like to meet Chad!

Brain

Chad is not a person!

Brain

Come, Pinky. We must leave this horrid place and prepare for tomorrow.

Pinky

Why, Brain? What are we going to do tomorrow? ...I know! Tomorrow we'll get the right tape and come back to Duckyland!

Brain

Oh no. Even the world isn't worth that. Nothing is going to get me to come back to this... to this Hieronymus Bosch-inspired nightmare world!

Brain

Oh, look, it's time for a visit with Mr. Loyal Subject. [puts on puppet and has it say:] Hello, Your Highness. Hail you! [as himself] Hello, Mr. Loyal Subject. What's the secret word for today? [as Mr. Loyal Subject] The secret word for today is "Brain"! [as himself] Golly, that's me! [as Mr. Loyal Subject] That's right; it's important that our viewers must learn to bow before the Brain! [lights flash and Brain addresses the puppet] Hey, you said the secret word! You win!

Pinky

Knock knock!

Brain

My goodness, someone's at the door. Who could it be?

Pinky

It's me, Pinky the Unstinky! Shut yer face! Shut yer face!

Brain

Hello, Pinky the Unstinky.

Pinky

Hello, Mr. Loyal Subject! Hello, Brain! [lights flash]

Brain

You said the secret word!

Pinky

I did? Um... what's the secret word, Brain? [lights flash]

Brain

You said the secret word again!

Pinky

Really? I've never won anything before. What do I win, Brain? [lights flash] Oh, this is so exciting!

Brain

OK, that's enough.

Pinky

Enough of what, Brain? [lights flash]

Brain

Stop saying the secret word!

Pinky

What's the secret word, Brain? [lights flash]

Brain

Errrrgh! Stop saying "Brain"! [lights flash]

Pinky

Ah! You won, Brain! [lights flash]

Brain

Stop it, stop it, stop it!

Pinky

Stop what, Brain? [lights flash]

Brain

Okay, that's it! The secret word is not "Brain"!

Pinky

WUHAHAHA!!!!! SHUT YER FACE! SHUT YER FACE, BRAIN!!! [continues to repeat "Brain", with the lights flashing each time, until Brain hits him on the head with his sceptre)

Brain

The new, NEW secret word is "pain".

Brain

Our ratings are in the toilet.

Pinky

Oh, I'll get them.

I've never seen such high numbers! Your ratings have gone through the roof since you added Elmyra to the show!

Brain

How ironic.

Brain

And each year, in a misbegotten melange of civic pride and corporate boosterism, they [the Gristle Meat Company] throw a huge televised parade down the main street of town, the Meat Parade. And one lucky little girl is chosen to lead that parade on television before millions of people. Do you know who that lucky little girl is this year, Pinky?

Pinky

Someone named Meat? [laughs] Meat!

Brain

Meat my fist, Pinky.

Brain

[as Elmyra's cousin, "Patty Ann"] Why, uh, hello, cousin Elmyra! I've missed you so.

Elmyra

Don't you be all smarty-clown-nosey with me! You just came here to make time with my man!

Brain

I wouldn't give two hoots for that walking cyst you call a "man".

Brain

That song was the most banal self-serving ditty I've ever heard. Elmyra might have a future in show business.

Pinky

Um, Brain, speaking of show-biz, I am a guest today on Elmyra's Funtime Show. I'll be promoting my latest movie, The Great Pinky Adventure!

Brain

An interesting title. Too bad Dumb and Dumber was already taken.