Elmyra Duff quotes from Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain

Elmyra

Romeo Rudy, oh so cutie, your Juliet is here, baby!

Pinky

That ride's even better now that Baloney's singing.

Elmyra

You know, I heard Baloney singing, but I didn't see him anywhere.

Pinky

Maybe he's talking to Chad.

Brain

[as Elmyra's cousin, "Patty Ann"] Why, uh, hello, cousin Elmyra! I've missed you so.

Elmyra

Don't you be all smarty-clown-nosey with me! You just came here to make time with my man!

Brain

I wouldn't give two hoots for that walking cyst you call a "man".

Elmyra

And didn't you just make a fun movie-woovie?

Pinky

Why, yes I did! It's called The Great Pinky Adventure, starring me! Perhaps you could run a clip and I'll explain what all about it.

Elmyra

(pantomiming with a paper drawing) "Look out! I'm falling from a plane! What will happen to me?" "My name is Pinky Bignose. (crumples up the paper) This is scary! Narf! Zort!"

Pinky

Um, excuse me, Elmyra, but that's not at all what The Great Pinky Adventure is about. And since it is my movie, I should make the sounds for it, y'see?

Elmyra

It's MY show, Pinkly-winkly! [raspberry]

Pinky

Yes, but it's my movie.

Elmyra

Elmyra's Funtime Show is MY show, and I get to be in charge all the time!

Pinky

Well! I shall tell all my celebrity friends not to be on your program, and to go to a nice party instead!