[regarding Rudy's room] What a landfill! There are probably germs in here the size of a nickel.
Egad! That cat hates us meeces to pieces! Doesn't he, Mr. Pixie?
Stop calling me Mr. Pixie! This isn't funny, it's sick!
And do you know why [everyone in Fairyland has problems]?
Um... is it because you're telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.