A character in Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain
Voiced by Maurice LaMarche
Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain · 33 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain: in 26 of its 33 quotes
Most scenes with: Pinky (23)
BrainPinky? What are you doing? You're supposed to be with Elmyra!
In all my years in the movie business, I have never been treated so shabbily! I tell you, Brain, that show has gone to Elmyra's head! Give someone a little power, and they turn on you like a rogue duck! Zort!
BrainA rogue duck? Pinky, Elmyra has a pretend show. It's all inside her drum-like head.
Honestly, Brain, if you're going to make excuses for her unprofessional behavior, [stammers] ...I just don't care to listen!
Brain, do you think we learned an important lesson about relations and being popular and peer pressure?
BrainNo, I don't think we did.
Whew! That's a relief.
BrainAny questions?
Just one. If Fred Flintstone knew the giant order of ribs was going to tip over his car, why did he order them every week?
[Later]
BrainIt was an end title.
What?
BrainFred Flintstone doesn't order ribs every week. That was only animated once, then music and voice tracks were added. The footage is run at the end of the show in the same spot everytime. It's called an end title.
BrainAny questions?
Just one. How come Elton John gets older and older but his hair gets younger and younger?
[Later]
BrainIt might be a weave.
What?
BrainElton John's Hair, I think it might be a weave.
BrainAny questions?
Just one, Brain. How do they get the snow to fall when you shake up those little souvenir globes?
[Later]
BrainParticles of a white material with a slight negative buoyance relative to to the water in which they are suspended.
How's that?
BrainThose souvenir globes, thats how they get the snow to fall in them.
BrainAny questions?
Just one. On Sabrina the Teenage Witch, her pet cat looks so real, how do they make it talk?
[Later]
BrainIt's a puppet.
What?
BrainThe cat on Sabrina the Teenage Witch; it's a puppet. That's how they make it talk.
BrainAny questions?
Just one, do you have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath?
[Later]
BrainYou don't have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath.
How's that?
BrainA turkish bath is nothing more than a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.
BrainAny questions?
Yes, do you know the way to San Jose?
[Later]
BrainMake a right at Oxnard.
Come again?
BrainIt's the way to San Jose. You get to Oxnard and make a right.
BrainAh, our first caller! Hello, you're on Brain's World.
Hi. This is famous TV star, eh... Byron Allen! I watch you all the time.
BrainYou have any questions?
Just one. Who's Byron Allen?
[Later]
BrainHe was on Real People.
Huh?
BrainByron Allen. He was the co-host of Real People, a pioneering infotainment show of the early 80s.
Ohhh, that explains it then.
Egad! That cat hates us meeces to pieces! Doesn't he, Mr. Pixie?
BrainStop calling me Mr. Pixie! This isn't funny, it's sick!
BrainAnd do you know why [everyone in Fairyland has problems]?
Um... is it because you're telling this story and you have a very pessimistic view of life?
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