Oh, look, it's time for a visit with Mr. Loyal Subject. [puts on puppet and has it say:] Hello, Your Highness. Hail you! [as himself] Hello, Mr. Loyal Subject. What's the secret word for today? [as Mr. Loyal Subject] The secret word for today is "Brain"! [as himself] Golly, that's me! [as Mr. Loyal Subject] That's right; it's important that our viewers must learn to bow before the Brain! [lights flash and Brain addresses the puppet] Hey, you said the secret word! You win!
Knock knock!
My goodness, someone's at the door. Who could it be?
It's me, Pinky the Unstinky! Shut yer face! Shut yer face!
Hello, Pinky the Unstinky.
Hello, Mr. Loyal Subject! Hello, Brain! [lights flash]
You said the secret word!
I did? Um... what's the secret word, Brain? [lights flash]
You said the secret word again!
Really? I've never won anything before. What do I win, Brain? [lights flash] Oh, this is so exciting!
OK, that's enough.
Enough of what, Brain? [lights flash]
Stop saying the secret word!
What's the secret word, Brain? [lights flash]
Errrrgh! Stop saying "Brain"! [lights flash]
Ah! You won, Brain! [lights flash]
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Stop what, Brain? [lights flash]
Okay, that's it! The secret word is not "Brain"!
WUHAHAHA!!!!! SHUT YER FACE! SHUT YER FACE, BRAIN!!! [continues to repeat "Brain", with the lights flashing each time, until Brain hits him on the head with his sceptre)
The new, NEW secret word is "pain".
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