Principal, Keely and others in “You Say Toe-Mato”

All right, Johnson, you're next. Get in here!

Sometimes i dream i'm married to Mr. Potatohead...And we live in a 2-bedroom condo in boca raton, florida.

What?!

And i want to be a doctor, but he wants me to stay home and take care of our 5 spuds.

So...Why are you telling me this?

Because it's my deepest, darkest secret. And because i know what's going on. I found this in the goop.

What?! It's not--it's not mine.

"Property of P. Diffy"? Phil, so what? You have 4 toes. You don't have to hide things from me.

Really?

Yeah. You spent the last 3 days lying and acting all weird and throwing tomatoes at me just because of a...Pinky toe?

It does feel kinda good to get my toe off my chest.

(Chuckles) Phil, you're my best friend. Just promise me no more secrets. You and i are on a...100% honesty pact. Deal?

Deal. Wait. Uh, there's...One more thing.

What is it? Don't worry.

(Sighs) The reason i have 4 toes is because where i'm from, everyone does. I grew up over 100 years from now. I'm from the future.