“You... you live with someone for five years...” – Balki, Perfect Strangers ... TV Quotes Database

[Balki opens a box and an inflatable woman inflates in their faces, spreading out to take up a portion of the trunk with them]

You... you live with someone for five years, and you think you know them...

Balki...

Then you spend a night in a car trunk with them.

Balki, this is not what you think.

[angrily] It's not an inflatable woman?

... Well, yes it is.

Does the lady have a name?

I use this so I can drive in the car pool lane when I'm driving alone.

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