“What do the directions say?” – Balki, Perfect Strangers ... TV Quotes Database

What do the directions say?

[haughtily] Directions? I threw them out. My father has made it through his whole life without ever reading a set of directions. He once rewired the entire house without directions.

Balki: Isn't that the house that burned to the ground?

Larry

[sheepishly] They never proved it was the wiring.

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