You know, I really admire you.
Why is that?.
Well, because first... you're willing to give up your bedroom to a woman I hardly know....[Larry looks at Balki in surprise] ... and then for me, your friend, you're willing to sleep on the hot side of the bed.
[Larry begins to lie down, then thinks about it and sits back up again.] What do you mean, the hot side of the bed?.
Well, about 6:00 in the morning... see that little hole in the drapes? The sun comes through that and bores a hole right through your head like a laser beam.
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