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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Ah, Peppa, I need to ask a question about the computer.

It's Grandpa! He's broken the computer!

What's the problem with the computer, Grandpa Pig?

It's full of eggs!

Eggs?!

Happy Mrs. Chicken won't lay anymore eggs.

CVComputer Voice

I'm broken.

Turn the computer off.

(Grandpa Pig turns the computer off)

Now turn it back on again.

(Grandpa Pig turns the computer on)

Did that fix it?

CVComputer Voice

I, am, very, broken.

That dosen't sound good. Maybe it can't be mended. We'll come around and pick it up.

(Grandpa Pig takes the computer his shed)

GRGrampy Rabbit

I knew a song, about the sea and the sky. (Grampy Rabbit got a ukulele) Uh, do you want to hear it?

GPGranny Pig, Grandpa Pig and Granddad Dog

No, thank you.

Yes, please.

The Blackberry Bush (title card)

Peppa and her family are at Granny and Grandpa Pig's house.

GPGranny Pig

Today, I'm going to make Apple and Blackberry Crumble.

Mummy Pig loves Apple and Blackberry Crumble. Everyone loves Apple and Blackberry Crumble.

DEDoctor Elephant

Ha-ha-ha! It's not a giant. The shadow is being made by a cloud.

Daddy! You have to be the scarecrow!

What? Oh, shoo! Shoo! Naughty birds.

Now, stay there until the birdies go to bed.

Okay, Peppa.

All the birdies have gone to bed. Daddy Pig can go inside now. [rooster crowing] It is morning.

George! Let's look at our flower garden!

It's a bit steep here. Maybe you should play at the bottom of the hill, and the quickest way down the hill is to ride down [gets on the toy horse and snorts]

PPPeppa Pug

Are you sure, Daddy? Don't crash like you always do.

I know what I'm doing, Peppa. I'm a grownup. Yeehaw! [rides down the hill very fast]

How are you going to stop, Daddy?

Uh, I don't know. Where are the brakes? [falls in the duck pond]

It is time for playgroup.

Children, today a new friend is joining our playgroup. Say hello to Gerald.

ACAll the children except for Gerald

Hello, Gerald!

GGerald

Hello.

Wow! You're really tall, so you must be really old!

No. Gerald is the same age as you.

Why is he so tall then?

GGerald

I'm tall because I'm a giraffe.

(bell ringing)

It is home time, and the parents have come to collect their children.

(Glitter boom sound)

Ah, glitter!

Don't panic! Please remain calm. There was a glitter leak, but we have it under control now.

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