Grandpa Pig quotes from Peppa Pig

Oho! We haven't heard it for years.

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Peppa and her family are visiting Granny Pig and Grandpa Pig.

[oinks] Granny Pig! Grandpa Pig!

Grandy 'ig! Pa-pa 'ig!

[oinks] Hello, my little ones! Come inside! We have a surprise.

What is it?

We have a new pet. Can you guess what it is?

[oinks] Dinosaur?

[oinks] No, it's not a dinosaur! Come and see.

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Peppa and George are playing at Granny Pig and Grandpa Pig's house.

Grandpa, catch!

Ho-ho-ho-ho! Catch! [sees George's dinosaur] What's this?

Dinosaur. Grr…

A dinosaur? Ho-ho-ho-ho!

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Peppa and George are helping Grandpa Pig in his garden.

Wow!

Ooh!

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What a beautiful butterfly.

Grandpa, why do butterflies like flowers?

They get their food from flowers.

How?

They have very long tongues.

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Granny and Grandpa Pig are going on holiday. They are bringing Polly Parrot to Peppa's house so Peppa and George can look after her.

Hello, everyone!

Hello, Grandpa Pig! Hello, Granny Pig!

Polly is very excited about her holiday with Peppa and George.

Hello, Polly!

Hello, Polly!

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Granny and Grandpa's Attic (title card)

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Peppa and George are playing at Granny and Grandpa's house today.

*oink* Hello, Grandpa Pig.

Papa Ig!

Ho-ho! Hello, Peppa. Hello, George.

[giggles]

Mummy Pig

*oink* Bye-bye, see you later.

See you later. Where's Granny Pig?

Hello, my little ones!

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That's Granny Pig's voice, but where is she?

Granny Pig?

Here I am!

Granny Pig!

Gangy Ig!

Not Birdy Birdy Woof Woof, you were ALWAYS playing that!

I thought we thrown that out ages ago.

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Peppa and George are having a sleepover at Granny and Grandpa's house.

Granny Pig!

Gangy Ig!

Hello, my little ones!

Mummy Pig

Bye-bye, see you later.

Bye-bye, Mummy!

Why didn't Mr. Scarecrow scare them away?

Because the birds that ate my lettuces are very stupid.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Oh, dear, it's not easy being small, is it Richard?

UHUHUHUHUHUHUH...!!!!!

Because Richard is little, I don't think he should have to wait.

I wouldn't change the rules if I were you Grandpa Pig!

Nonsense, the children understand, don't you?

Whee!

But Grandpa. George is little and he has to wait his turn.

WAAAAA-HAAAAA!!!!! EEEEEEWWAAAAA!!!!!

Yes, George is little.

UHUHUHUHUHUHUH...!!!!!

So he shouldn't have to wait either.

Ah, Peppa, I need to ask a question about the computer.

It's Grandpa! He's broken the computer!

Daddy Pig

What's the problem with the computer, Grandpa Pig?

It's full of eggs!

Daddy Pig

Eggs?!

Happy Mrs. Chicken won't lay anymore eggs.

I'm broken.

Daddy Pig

Turn the computer off.

Daddy Pig

Now turn it back on again.

Daddy Pig

Did that fix it?

I, am, very, broken.

Daddy Pig

That dosen't sound good. Maybe it can't be mended. We'll come around and pick it up.

I knew a song, about the sea and the sky. (Grampy Rabbit got a ukulele) Uh, do you want to hear it?

No, thank you.

Yes, please.

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The Blackberry Bush (title card)

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Peppa and her family are at Granny and Grandpa Pig's house.

Today, I'm going to make Apple and Blackberry Crumble.

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Mummy Pig loves Apple and Blackberry Crumble. Everyone loves Apple and Blackberry Crumble.

Granny! Grandpa!

Ah!

Don't panic! All hands on deck! (Snort)

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Grandpa Pig's Greenhouse! (title card)

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Peppa and George are visiting Granny and Grandpa Pig.

Hello, Grandpa!

Hello, Peppa and George!

Oh!

Let's throw this ball out of harms way.