Peppa Pig quotes from Peppa Pig

You didn't tell us you had baby cousins, Chloe.

(snorts) I'M NOT A BABY!!!

But you're both little!

I'm a big girl! George is little!

Ah, Peppa, I need to ask a question about the computer.

It's Grandpa! He's broken the computer!

Daddy Pig

What's the problem with the computer, Grandpa Pig?

It's full of eggs!

Daddy Pig

Eggs?!

Happy Mrs. Chicken won't lay anymore eggs.

I'm broken.

Daddy Pig

Turn the computer off.

Daddy Pig

Now turn it back on again.

Daddy Pig

Did that fix it?

I, am, very, broken.

Daddy Pig

That dosen't sound good. Maybe it can't be mended. We'll come around and pick it up.

I knew a song, about the sea and the sky. (Grampy Rabbit got a ukulele) Uh, do you want to hear it?

No, thank you.

Yes, please.

Ready…

Steady, go!

Stop, stop, stop. That is not music, that just noise.

Granny! Grandpa!

Ah!

Don't panic! All hands on deck! (Snort)

I have been a good piggy, haven't I?

Ho, ho, ho!

Santa!

Daddy! You have to be the scarecrow!

Daddy Pig

What? Oh, shoo! Shoo! Naughty birds.

Now, stay there until the birdies go to bed.

Daddy Pig

Okay, Peppa.

Narrator

All the birdies have gone to bed. Daddy Pig can go inside now. [rooster crowing] It is morning.

George! Let's look at our flower garden!

Daddy Pig

It's a bit steep here. Maybe you should play at the bottom of the hill, and the quickest way down the hill is to ride down [gets on the toy horse and snorts]

Are you sure, Daddy? Don't crash like you always do.

Daddy Pig

I know what I'm doing, Peppa. I'm a grownup. Yeehaw! [rides down the hill very fast]

How are you going to stop, Daddy?

Daddy Pig

Uh, I don't know. Where are the brakes? [falls in the duck pond]

Narrator

It is time for playgroup.

Children, today a new friend is joining our playgroup. Say hello to Gerald.

Hello, Gerald!

Hello.

Wow! You're really tall, so you must be really old!

No. Gerald is the same age as you.

Why is he so tall then?

I'm tall because I'm a giraffe.

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Grandpa Pig's Greenhouse! (title card)

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Peppa and George are visiting Granny and Grandpa Pig.

Hello, Grandpa!

Hello, Peppa and George!

Oh!

Let's throw this ball out of harms way.

You're very welcome. And remember, always look where you're going, then… Oops! Oof!

Dr. Brown Bear is rolling down the hill.

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Police Station.

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Peppa and her family are driving home.

Daddy Pig

That was a great day out! Oink! Now, all I want to do is get home, put my feet up, and have a lovely cup of...

Dine-saw.....!

(sighs) George has left Mr. Dinosaur, again!

Mummy Pig

Oh dear! George could have lost Mr. Dinosaur anywhere, we've been to so many places today.

Daddy Pig

We went to the stops, to the playground, to the park...

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George cannot remember where he left Mr. Dinosaur.

Oh well, Mr Dinosaur is lost forever, again.

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Peppa and her family are in their little tent at the children's festival. It has been raining all night and the whole field has become mud.

Daddy Pig

Whoa!

Mummy Pig

What's it like out there, Daddy Pig? Is there any mud?

Daddy Pig

Um, a little bit of mud, yes.

Mummy Pig

Oh, my goodness!

So much mud.

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Recorders. (title card)

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Peppa and her friends are at playgroup.

Children, today you will learn how to play recorders.

Ooooh!

Take a recorder each.

Now, does anyone know how to play music on the recorder?

You blow it, like this! [gasp]

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Pizza! Pizza! (title card)

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It is almost lunchtime at Peppa's house.

Daddy Pig

*oink* What does everyone fancy for lunch today?

Um, can we have a pizza?

Pizza! Pizza!

Mummy Pig

Good idea! *oink* Let's make pizza!

Daddy Pig

Ho-ho! I am a bit of an expert at making pizza.

Can George and me help?

Mummy Pig

Of course!

Daddy Pig

To make pizza, we need flour...

Mummy Pig

Tomatoes...

Daddy Pig

..cheese... ..and for toppings, we've got all sorts of things. Sweetcorn.

Mummy Pig

Mushrooms, olives...

(bangs) Pineapple! (laughs)

George likes pineapple on his pizza!

Daddy Pig

Agh! Pineapple on pizza? No! That's not just right. In fact, I think pineapple on pizza is against the law!

Mummy Pig

(laughs) Silly Daddy!

(laughing)