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S1 E15

Peep Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Johnson and Mark in “Unfinished Business”

I got something up on my visual display unit this morning, Mark. I thought it was a high-definition photo of some dog shit. Then I took a closer look, and I realised it was actually your sales record.

Oh, right.

I pulled strings to get you in, Mark. If you look like a sausage dog fucker, then I look like a sausage dog fucker. Do you get me?

(Got to get my dick out of the dog.)

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