[The fire alarm goes off at JLB]
..what's?
Fire alarm.
Oh God, look at you. Frightened little mouse.
It's a fire alarm Jeremy!
Oh yeah, right, like there's a fire! There's never a fire, Mark, it just doesn't happen! I mean, maybe in a film, but...
So what? There's never been a fire, anywhere?
Not in an office, in England. God, you're pathetic! Ooh, fire! Please don't burn me or my possessions! I'm so important and flammable!
Is this a test?
SGSecurity Guard
No, not a test.
Come on, Mark! Fucking hell, get your elbows in! It's all gone backdraft!
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