She's trying to shaft me, Mark! You've gotta dump her, it's a no-brainer.
It is not a no-brainer. I'll have to think about it. It's a brainer. It's a real brainer. See the thing is, I don't think I've ever done sex right before.
Oh, you're fine, mate. Stick with Missionary, you're a sexual civilian. Leave the disgusting stuff to me.
Cally's teaching me, she's giving me second-by-second detailed instructions of what to put where for how long
That's cheating! Anyone can please a woman if she tells you what to do. You're not allowed to ask, that's the whole point.
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