“(Well, that was great. Apart from the skull...” – Mark, Peep Show ... TV Quotes Database

[Mark and Cally are in bed after having sex together]

(Well, that was great. Apart from the skull sending out its invisible rays of bullshit, I think that might be my best ever sexual experience)

Okay, I think we have to have a talk. About the whole thing.

I'm sorry? The whole...?

The whole sexual experience. I have to say, that was very disappointing.

Oh, right.

I don't mean to be rude, but is that the kind of thing you usually do?

Well, I suppose, in general....what, what exactly did I do wrong?

Well, it was better than with Jeremy though. With Jeremy, I had to stop him in the middle.

You stopped Jeremy in the middle?

Sorry, is this weird for you, do you want to know?

[reluctantly] I do...a bit

He's like a red setter bounding after a tennis ball, you're like a captain solemnly going down with his ship.

Well, well that's good to know.

But we can try again, just as long as you're prepared for me to tell you exactly what to do?

That could be a good system.

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