[In the wedding car; Sophie is crying]
Come on Soph, you... you're worried about the caterers, aren't you? Not everyone will go for the tuna.
I just feel terrible, I feel like I've been shot in the stomach.
Don't say that, Sophs! It's done now, we... we're over the hump.
The hump! Our wedding the hump. [to driver] Stop the car! I just want to go and scrub it all out!
It's not that easy Soph, that - that was the Church of England marriage service, not applying for a Nectar card
Whatever - divorce, annullment, I - I can't - this isn't what I want! [gets out of the car] He's horrible! I- [breaks down completely]
(That's it. I'm alone. Tomorrow morning I'll wake up in my bed alone. Unless... I hire a prostitute. Just for the night. Kind of like a wedding present?)
[from outside] You okay, man?
Me? Yeah, good... no... feeling pretty good.
Do you want some... company?
That'd be nice.
[Jez gets in]
You know you really do smell quite strongly of piss.
Yes, and your hat and shoe smell of puke, so I guess neither of us are exactly the king, are we?
So... what now, back to the flat?
[to driver] Drive on!
So, Nancy, did she not show up?
No, she did ... with Super Hans, so that's nice. I think I might divorce her, see how she likes that.
Well, I suppose I should apologize for not letting you go and get her.
Yeah, I was pretty pissed off about that. But, I was thinking of waiting for a bit before I brought it up.
Oh, that's nice. Thanks man.
It's fine. I'll just chuck it in with all my other moldering resentments.
Exactly. Stick it on the bill.
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