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Pee-wee's Playhouse · Season 1, Episode 3

Randy, Pee-wee and others in “Rainy Day”

Randy

What's the matter, Pee-wee?

Pee-wee

I'm bored, Randy.

Randy

Bored? There's plenty of things to do on a rainy day.

Pee-wee

I know Randy, but I've done all them already.

Randy

No, you haven't. See this phone here?

Pee-wee

Yes, I've called everyone I know.

Randy

So? Call some people you don't know.

Pee-wee

What do you mean?

Randy

Here, I'll show you. [goes into the picture phone and dials a number of a housewife]

Housewife

[picks up the phone] Hello.

Randy

Hello. Is your refrigerator running?

Housewife

Why, yes.

Randy

Then you better go and catch it! [laughs; hangs up] See, Pee-wee? It's easy. You try one.

Pee-wee

No, Randy. That's not fun. It's not nice to make prank phone calls!

Randy

Don't be such a chicken. [dials the number again] Here. It's ringing. [hands the phone to Pee-wee]

Housewife

[annoyed] Hello?

Pee-wee

Hello. Is your refrigerator running?

Housewife

I've had just about enough of this! My husband is a police officer. [dramatic music] Darryl?

Darryl

Yes, dear? [takes the phone from his wife] What's your name, kid?

Pee-wee

Pee-wee Herman.

Darryl

Well, you listen to me, Pee-wee Herman. Making prank phone calls is against the law! If I wasn't such a nice guy, I'd take you downtown and throw ya into jail! And you'd have a criminal record for the rest of your life. [dramatic music] Would ya like that?

Pee-wee

Uh, no, sir. I mean, no, officer!

Darryl

Yeah. All right. I'll let you go this time. But next time, you're goin' to jail.

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