What's the matter, Pee-wee?
I'm bored, Randy.
Bored? There's plenty of things to do on a rainy day.
I know Randy, but I've done all them already.
No, you haven't. See this phone here?
Yes, I've called everyone I know.
So? Call some people you don't know.
What do you mean?
Here, I'll show you. [goes into the picture phone and dials a number of a housewife]
[picks up the phone] Hello.
Hello. Is your refrigerator running?
Why, yes.
Then you better go and catch it! [laughs; hangs up] See, Pee-wee? It's easy. You try one.
No, Randy. That's not fun. It's not nice to make prank phone calls!
Don't be such a chicken. [dials the number again] Here. It's ringing. [hands the phone to Pee-wee]
[annoyed] Hello?
Hello. Is your refrigerator running?
I've had just about enough of this! My husband is a police officer. [dramatic music] Darryl?
Yes, dear? [takes the phone from his wife] What's your name, kid?
Pee-wee Herman.
Well, you listen to me, Pee-wee Herman. Making prank phone calls is against the law! If I wasn't such a nice guy, I'd take you downtown and throw ya into jail! And you'd have a criminal record for the rest of your life. [dramatic music] Would ya like that?
Uh, no, sir. I mean, no, officer!
Yeah. All right. I'll let you go this time. But next time, you're goin' to jail.
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