I thought I could just walk away. But no matter how far away I walk, the baby's still there.
S5 E2Separation Anxiety
You take a snapshot of your life the last time you leave someplace, and, I don't know, it's dumb, but you think it's never gonna change.
You figured you could go back any night at eleven and they'd be watching Nightline.
Yeah, you get this.
I've got snapshots too, with parents in them.
I know how much you like to whip out the checkbook, Bay, and be everybody's fixer, but you can't fix this one, OK? I gotta show the court that I can support my baby. Me. Not by little brother or anybody else.
What do they do at a Kiwanis meeting anyways?
Sacrifice a virgin for all I know.
S5 E3Naming Names
You're in serious trouble, man.
Why? How do you figure?
Well, there's gonna come a day when she walks through the door four hours after her curfew and she's got a hickey on her neck the size of a baseball and she declares her undying love for a guy who's got a tattoo on his bicep that reads 'Born Dead' - a guy named Meat, and that's not even his nickname. Man, I should just start saving for your bail now.
JJosh
It's me, it's obviously me. It's something I'm doing, or not doing. It's my overbite, or my deodorant. Whatever it is, it's okay, sometimes these things are just chemical.
Josh, it is so not you.
JJosh
It's not?
It's him.
JJosh
Him. Him?
I was thinking maybe we could name her Diana.
As in Princess?
As in my mother.
Oh. Wow. Well, that's gonna kinda be a problem for me, Charlie, because my next-door neighbor growing up, her name was Diana, Diana Didario, and we would call her the Italian Sub, and everytime I hear the name Diana I think of this extremely fat girl who shaved my dog because I wouldn't give her my Twinkie.
Where's Maggie?
Are you kidding? She thinks these movies are... I wanna get this right... an exploitation of women, a celebration of violence, and the ultimate proof that at the lowest common denominator, nothing gets our juices flowing like pain and cruelty.
Well, if she's gonna be *that* way about it...
S5 E4A Mid-Semester's Night Dream
HHannah
A one night stand after a couple of lousy beers and then this? God, I guess we should've thought about getting to know each other, Will, because I am, I am. It's not a rumor. I am, and it's yours, OK? It's ours.
It's like I'm this alien pod or this receptacle, you know, and the only thing that matters is what I'm carrying.
Of course, my folks have this law that if I'm not in school they withdraw all love.
TDr. Trabb
Preterm babies have a little habit of forgetting to breathe. I say this to keep you flat on your back, in bed. I say this to scare you.
S5 E5The Baby
I didn't get to see her on her birthday. My daughter's one day old now. I can't figure out how things work, Kirsten. I mean, all this stuff with me and Daphne, all this crap that we had to get through, and the one thing that I was completely clear on, the one thing that seemed exactly right for me, was this baby...
Charlie.
So now maybe that's the only thing I don't get to keep. How does that make sense?
Say something to distract me.
I'm in love with you.
Something else. Something not so complicated.
Maybe it's like with a jury, you know? When they bring you in to tell you it's all over for you, no one looks you in the eye.
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