Babe you don't have to hide from me. I don't care about the secret anymore okay? I just thought when we got married we would share everything but if you really can't tell me or whatever it's fine. I trust you.
It's just that it's a really big secret. And for once I wanted to keep my word.
[April shrugs]
But screw it. You're more important than anything. I'm gonna tell you. Cause it's super juicy! You ready?
Okay!
[Leslie & Ben walk in]
Everybody if you could gather around!
[pushing April away] They're here! Don't try to get it out of me!
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