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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Eagleton Ron, Ron and others in “Unfinished Business”

EREagleton Ron

Well hello gentlemen! What brings you out on this fine evening?

Ron

Motherfucker!

Ben

Whoa where'd you come from?

EREagleton Ron

Well that's a complicated question. All depends on whether your conception of time is linear or circular.

Ben

...What?

EREagleton Ron

Hello Ron.

Ben

Ron, you know this hobo?

EREagleton Ron

He was my counterpart from the Eagleton Parks Department.

Ben

Dude, are you a ghost?

EREagleton Ron

Am I?

Ben

...What is happening right now!?!

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