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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Chip's Dad/Manager, Chip McCapp and others in “Unfinished Business”

CSChip's Dad/Manager

Here you go Chip.

CMChip McCapp

Oh look at that, the cheese is on top...of turkey! You dick! I want ham!

CSChip's Dad/Manager

Sorry son they were out of ham.

CMChip McCapp

Alright well maybe I should just let mom be manager then?

[throws plate at his Dad]

CMChip McCapp

Pick em up skip.

Andy

[whispering to Leslie] Ewwww! This guy's the worst! I mean it sucks that they didn't have ham but you can't treat your dad like that!

Leslie

[whispering to Andy] I know, he's a monster! But we need him.

CMChip McCapp

Your job's not that hard okay just anticipate my needs!

CSChip's Dad/Manager

Anticipating Chip!

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