I'm sorry if I can be a little annoying at times. But one person's annoying is another person's inspiring and heroic. So you know who are we to judge?
And I'm sorry for writing those things. Some of those things.
I can't promise that I won't be...inspiring and heroic in the future.
And I can't promise that I won't complain about it.
Deal.
[They shake hands]
I got you an apology present.
Oh?
It's all of your favorite lipsticks and nail polishes and I got the same ones too. I printed out a schedule so we can wear them at the same time. Now I would like you to open each one in front of me and tell me how you feel about them individually.
Let me take a picture.
Are you tweeting this?
Mmmhmm.
What's the hashtag gonna be? "BossBitch" or "BitchBoss?"
Yeah it's "PsychoBoss."
Well, I don't hate that.
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