That's your will? You need that many pages to say "Give my stuff to my wife"?
It's a complicated legal document.
It doesn't have to be. [pulls a piece of paper from wallet] I've had the same will since I was eight years old.
[reading it] "Upon my death, all my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me." What are these weird symbols?
The man who kills me will know.
Ok, you should really have a will that's more than one sentence long. You have a wife and kids now. I could introduce you to our lawyer.
The three most useless jobs in the world are, in order, lawyer, congressman and doctor. Pass.
Ron, that document is nothing, it's not even notarized. You know, if you die and you don't have a real will, most of what you own will go to the government.
[pause] Where is this lawyer you speak of?
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