[Everyone is reacting angrily to Leslie's contracts]
Why are you doing this?
What's the big deal? I'm just trying to stop time with legally binding friendship contracts! What part of that do you not understand!?
You have lost your mind.
[still talking like Tynnyfer] I think you need a spa day Les.
[Everyone storms out]
Fine! You only have to work here until I'm dead! Is that better!?
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