What the Hell happened man!?
I had nothing to do with that stupid prank. In fact that's why I'm late, I was firing the two people who were responsible and I was escorting them out of the building.
Well...good!
Full disclosure. Certain people in the firm wanted to promote them but I insisted they be fired.
If you swear to me that your serious, maybe we can salvage this.
I would really love to. But what about Leslie? I doubt that she could ever get over the bad blood between our towns.
I think you're wrong. Leslie is a very forgiving person.
[Leslie runs up and start spraying shaving cream all over Wrestin]
REVENGE! Hahaha this is for Pawnee you buttfaced pompous jerk! WOOOOO! I love you Ben! PAWNEE FOREVER! You want a stupid tie!? [spraying his tie] I'll give you a stupid tie! Haha Wrestin! Suck it! Now we're even.
Leslie.
Huh?
He didn't do it and he fired the people who did.
... [drops cans and runs away]
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