Wow! Beautiful fountain!? Perfectly manicured shrubbery!? This is like Parks Department porn! This guy is great! I don't care if he's some junkie, war criminal pimp. I am not gonna change my mind!
His name is Wrestin Saint James. He's from Eagleton.
Oh I've changed my mind.
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