[Two Eagletonians are presenting their offensive park design]
We present the crown jewel of Pawnee containing the sights, sounds and most importantly, smells that define your city.
There are several drool buckets for your more slack-jawed citizens. We also have food troughs full of cheeseburgers and public showers with instructions for those who've never showered before.
[Pause]
[quietly with rage] You have five seconds to get out of here or I will rip your throats out.
Out! Now!
Oh hey, my backyard is bigger than your park so...
[Ben holds Leslie back from charging her]
Leslie stay back! Stay back!
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