Well, Paunch Burger just recently came out with a new 128 ounce option. Most people call it a gallon, but they call it the Regular. Then there is a horrifying 512 ounce version that they call Child Size. How is this a child size soda?
KKathryn
Well, it's roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied. It's a real bargain at $1.59.
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