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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Leslie, Woman and others in “Unfinished Business”

[At a public forum]

Leslie

I may vote against the tax because frankly I don't take job losses lightly.

WWoman

No I want the tax! My husband started drinking those giant sodas and he's gained 100 pounds in three months! Consequently we haven't had sex in ten years...

Ann

...I thought you said he gained weight in the last three months?

WWoman

Well we have lots of other problems.

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